Many weeks have disappeared
Since you got me in the rear
You pretty much split me in two
You tried to break my heart
But you broke something else aart
So why am I still in love
With you
Darling? You split me in two and I don't
Know what I should do. You're too big
For me and it shows that's not where
That thing goes. Darling, you split me
In two
I'm not trying to make you sad
But that's the biggest I've ever had
You pretty much split me in two
You thought it would fit in my cheeks
But now I can't sit down for weeks. And
I think that I am done
With you
Darling, you split me in two and I don't
Know what I should do. You're too big
For me and it shows that's not where
That thing goes. Darling, you split me
In two
I think you need someone with more
Experience
Cuz when I look at it, I get delirious
I knew right away. I can't. When you
First pulled down your pants, I gave it
A whirl. But this poor girl never stood
A chance. Darling, you split me in two
And I don't know what I should do
You're too big for me. And it shows
That's not where that thing goes
Darling, you split me in two
Darling
You split me
Into